Tuesday, December 30, 2008

It's... Sniff... Over

Congratulations, Dustin, on that late week surge that propelled you from 3rd to 1st and snatched victory from Brandon'd and my grasping fingers. It was one of those finishes that, if these were real teams with real fans, we would be telling our children about it: "I remember way back in ought-eight, 'Double D', as we liked to call him, 'The Nattiest Knickerbocker in NPR', went undefeated in the last three weeks of play, including a remarkable 2 wins in one game!"

Alas, the only lasting memory of this great and glorious season will be your free t-shirt. Kirk, does anyone make an "inverted Lions" t-shirt? They should. I mean, shit... Dustin's earned it. Maybe we can enlist Brian to help....

2 comments:

KIRK said...

I will see what can be done.

KIRK said...

Perhaps though he may want his alma matre USF logo chested in emlbazonment? Or rather a Miami Dolphins Super-Bowl victory commemorative (ESPN, most likely) snow-globe?! NFL Calendar? Football phone? You call it. Hurry though, supplies are limited. Ohh. Calendars gone. See how fast that happens.