Tuesday, December 30, 2008

It's... Sniff... Over

Congratulations, Dustin, on that late week surge that propelled you from 3rd to 1st and snatched victory from Brandon'd and my grasping fingers. It was one of those finishes that, if these were real teams with real fans, we would be telling our children about it: "I remember way back in ought-eight, 'Double D', as we liked to call him, 'The Nattiest Knickerbocker in NPR', went undefeated in the last three weeks of play, including a remarkable 2 wins in one game!"

Alas, the only lasting memory of this great and glorious season will be your free t-shirt. Kirk, does anyone make an "inverted Lions" t-shirt? They should. I mean, shit... Dustin's earned it. Maybe we can enlist Brian to help....

Sunday, December 28, 2008

It's a wrap.


IN some things, close is good enough. 
THIS was a winner-take-all contest from the start, with few holds barred. 
Only now, does a winner emerge from the misty, foggy, shroud. And out comes but not one man as you might be inclined to think, no, a determination of collective will power cometh unto a focused NFL-NCAA imagery bottled into one featured Hero of football history. Here, now--2008, and Forever the 1st Annual Inagurual Winner of the Coleman Football League Combo Cup (and author of the soon to be released "How to win at trivial internet football leagues: An Instruction Guide"), and thus with hardly any further adieu, introducing the one and only: D-Man. 

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Taking the Lead for the First Time!!

How did he sneak in at this late stage?

Perhaps it was because some teams can't score more than one lame-ass field goal (Jets & Eagles). Or is it because some teams can't win at all (Detroit/inverted)? Or, maybe it was because the Vikings fumbled the ball 400 hundred times today. And then the team that could hardly win a single game last year is now an ultra turn around phenom--> the Dolphish. (What is it with Florida teams... didn't the TB Rays go from worst to first?)

And Billy took it hard, going 0-3 this week.

However, going 10-1 recently for the D-man, I guess sums it up. Better to be good late, than early.


Many bowl games to go could break it wide open for anyone though.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Still too close to call... back to you Bob.


Thanks Joe. Well, we have Blues News next. Check this story.

And now for extreme Sports.

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Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

More Bad Excuses for Links, This Time with More Poo!

Looks like we're still neck-and-neck at the top of the standings! Effing Niners. I just may have the worst record against Sage in the league. Of course, being neck-and-neck in the standings is much better than being close in other situations. Insert potty humor here, and marvel at how shameless that secgue really was.

That's all I've got, actually. Well, that and a picture of two hot chicks and a douchebag.

Friday, December 5, 2008

So THATS Where I Left It!

I was wondering where I left my 27 ounces!

And finally the truth is told! (warning, not for the religiously faint of humor)

But, back to China...