From the Onion to Political Advocacy, via Gratuitous Pictures of a Scantily-Clad Woman

The team none of us picked has a secret weapon, but even that was no match for the team named after one of the gangs in Westside Story. My guess is that Brett Favre had to do David Lee R... er, Dr. Rockzo-levels of coke to overcome that weapon. If you've never seen Metalocalypse on Adult Swim, that one will fly right by you. Unless, that is, you watch this video that I can't figure out how to embed. In its place, here are two pictures of Kate Moss, the Dr. Rockzo of the supermodel world:

Hyper-Favre's performance almost makes up for the Mormons losing to the... er... other, better Mormons. Just for that, I'm signing this petition.