Friday, October 3, 2008

Sarah Palin on Oregon State's Loss to Utah, a Week After Defeating USC

"Say it ain't so, Joe, there you go again pointing backwards again. You preferenced your whole comment with USC. Now doggone it, let's look ahead and tell Americans how we have to plan to play for them in the future. You mentioned defense and I'm glad you did. I know defense you are passionate about with your father being a defensive coordinator for 30 years, and god bless him. His reward is in heaven, right? I say, too, with defense, our team needs to be putting a lot more focus on that and our school has got to be really ramped up in terms of the practice that they are requiring. Linemen needed to be played more. I come from a house full of defensive coordinators. My grandpa was, my dad who is in the audience today, he's a defensive coordinator, had been for many years. My brother, who I think is the best defensive coordinator in the year, and here's a shout-out to all those Freshmen at Compton Community College, you get extra credit for watching the debate."

(Original here. All changes have been bolded.)

In Coleman news, Forrest should be arriving in Southern Arizona late tonight. We'll probably stay up all night drinking Pepsi, playing Monopoly and eating Totino's Party Pizzas.

3 comments:

KIRK said...

You forgot to indicate the 'wink' after the "in the audience" reference. Very, very relevant innuendo.

And for Pepsi, pizza, and parlor games, Whoohoo.
Just don't cheat you guys, or else it's creek time for sure. Do you have any salamanders or gardner snakes to catch down there in Az?

Sean said...

Forgot about the wink. Nice catch.

Alas, we do not have salamaders here. I've seen a lot of crickets though, and the occasional Roadrunner, Jackrabbit and Javelina. Personally, the only one of the above I'd fuck with is the cricket, and even those can be scary big.

KIRK said...

Can't catch roadrunners? What the hell, I have an Acme catalog that has all kinds of great stuff. I'm still dieing to try the dual-rocket-propelled-roller-skates.

Just watch out for suddenly appearing 1000 ft. cliffs