Sunday, October 26, 2008

From the Department of Gratuitous Pictures of Scantily-Clad Women, Part the Third


Nothing to say really, except the Cowboys really should be winning by more. I know, Romo's out and the more fashion-conscious pirate-themed team is having a very good year, even with fellow Gilroy High Alumnus Jeff Garcia warming his hands in the soft folds of the Center's inner thinghs, but the fact is, Dallas was supposed to kick total ass this year and they're just above average and in the most surprisingly good division in the sport.

And don't even get me started on that close game between the Mormoms and the representatives from Sin City. How the UNLV players aren't hung over all the time and throwing games to pay off gambling debts is beyond me. Philosophically though, I'd much rather see the guys who wear special underwear get trounced by the guys who probably don't know where they left their underwear. Goody two-shoes fricking well-oiled machine.

I'm still glad I picked them, but my inability to not sneer at them forces me to link to this.

(Incidentally, you should probably know that I picked teams I either can't stand (BYU, Dallas, Minnesota) or don't care about (Mt. Union, NYJ) so that whether they won or lost, I might have a reason to celebrate. I did this because I am a Raiders fan. Now, if this was a fantasy league in which points were given based on penalty yards assessed, coach and staff firings, turnovers and scoreless streaks, I'd be bleeding silver and black right now.)

1 comment:

KIRK said...

I like the idea of picking teams you don't like. I've heard of large money gamblers doing just this, for the sake of hedging their bias with their own bet. With so many upsets this year, cash undoubtedly was made.
I just want a t-shirt... although not coming in dead last to a non-participate is full-on ok with me at this point. (damn those crappy Badgers)

For personal favorites, I have almost given up on my Falcons several times over. Somehow they keep getting a QB that makes me pay attention again. I'm not sure if I can handle another animal-based scandal though. If I find out he has so much as a kitten farm, I'm Panthers all the way.